I always thought the original saying was, "If you love somebody, Set him free; If he comes back, he's yours; If he doesn't, he never was...."
...If he comes back, he's yours...In which category do *you* fall?
PessimistIf you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, well, as expected, he never was.
OptimistIf you love somebody, Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back.
SuspiciousIf you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.
ImpatientIf you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he doesn't comes back within some time...forget him.
PatientIf you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back ...
PlayfulIf you love somebody, Set him free ...
* If he comes back, and if you still love him, set him free again,
repeat *
VengefulIf you love somebody, Set him free...
If he doesn't come back,
Hunt him down and shoot him.
C++ Programmerif(you-love(m_him)) m_him.free()
if(m_him == NULL)
m_him= new CHim;
Animal-Rights ActivistIf you love somebody, Set him free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!
LawyersIf you love somebody, Set him free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill GatesIf you love somebody, Set him free...
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees
and but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.
BiologistIf you love somebody, Set him free...
He'll evolve.
StatisticianIf you love somebody, Set him free...
If he loves you, the probability of he's coming back is high,
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger's FanIf you love somebody, Set him free...
HE'LL BE BACK!
OverpossessiveIf you love somebody don't set him free.
HR SpecialistIf you love somebody set him free
By Offering him VRS and other benefits, then outsource him.
MBAIf you love somebody set him free...
instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously
PsychologistIf you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, he's super ego is dominant
If he doesn't come, back his id is supreme
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.
SomnambulistIf you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, it's a nightmare
If he doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Rhett ButlerIf you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
If he asks you why say you don't give a damn.
ERP Functional ExpertIf you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, map him into your system
If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance ExpertIf you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing ExpertIf you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty
If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.