if you love him...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

I always thought the original saying was, "If you love somebody, Set him free; If he comes back, he's yours; If he doesn't, he never was...."


...If he comes back, he's yours...



In which category do *you* fall?

Pessimist
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, he's yours,
If he doesn't, well, as expected, he never was.

Optimist
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
Don't worry, he will come back.

Suspicious
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he ever comes back, ask him why.

Impatient
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he doesn't comes back within some time...forget him.

Patient
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
If he doesn't come back, continue to wait until he comes back ...

Playful
If you love somebody, Set him free ...
* If he comes back, and if you still love him, set him free again,
repeat *

Vengeful
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he doesn't come back,
Hunt him down and shoot him.

C++ Programmer
if(you-love(m_him)) m_him.free()
if(m_him == NULL)
m_him= new CHim;

Animal-Rights Activist
If you love somebody, Set him free...
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers
If you love somebody, Set him free...
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he comes back, I think we can charge him for re-installation fees
and but tell him that he's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist
If you love somebody, Set him free...
He'll evolve.

Statistician
If you love somebody, Set him free...
If he loves you, the probability of he's coming back is high,
If he doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's Fan
If you love somebody, Set him free...
HE'LL BE BACK!

Overpossessive
If you love somebody don't set him free.

HR Specialist
If you love somebody set him free
By Offering him VRS and other benefits, then outsource him.

MBA
If you love somebody set him free...
instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, he's super ego is dominant
If he doesn't come, back his id is supreme
If he doesn't go, he must be crazy.

Somnambulist
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, it's a nightmare
If he doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler
If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE
If he asks you why say you don't give a damn.

ERP Functional Expert
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, map him into your system
If he doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance Expert
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If he doesn't, write him off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert
If you love somebody set him free...
If he comes back, he has brand loyalty
If he doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.

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